There is so little grass in Paris, and people just won't pick up after their dogs. (It would take jobs from people you capitalist pig!) Seriously though, Seattle (well... Bellevue) is one of the cleanest cities I've been, so it will be hard to match. Dog shite in the streets and constant smoking were the two biggest social health issues that just didn't seem to be addressed - it's really weird. I'd be interested to know what the local attitude on this is.

That pile on the looks an awful lot like taulsty. Could it be that you have finally come to your wits and killed that stupid cat? Comments? Concerns? As for Chico, he does not miss you at all especially since the accident...Christine would make a terrible mother.

When you step on one of these French packages dont clean off your shoes. Just say, "Merde", shrug, and then track it into every cafe and carpeted building you find. Smile charmingly if people point it out. We can cal this subtle attack the Seattle Passive Aggressive shoe revenge. Revenge I say! Har Har ya scurvy French dogs! Har Har indeed