Swiss Chiz

Photoblog

This is an unauthorized post. I am doing this while Chiz is at work and didn’t make sure these photos pass approval for world viewing. I really hope she doesn’t seek revenge by posting photos of me. There are no two ways about it (if there was before); I am officially fat. I have managed to move to Europe and pack it on. So much for blending in. Also, we don’t hear enough from Chiz on this site and I’m sure people are wondering what she is up to. I think this is a fair representation of both her unique lifestyle and her magnificent beauty. Enjoy.

RelaxingChiz. This is a popular location for weekend chillin. We know she is only relaxing and reading celebrity gossip on the computer because her shoes are off. When she is actually working, she keeps the shit-kickers on.

LetMeRelaxChiz. This is a less popular pose. She is doing a great job here, but I made her do it so she actually scowling behind that hair. Hey, she hasn’t done a load of laundry in six months; I thought it was a fair trade.

WomanChiz. Here she is acting like I actually won a Monopoly game fair and square with only hotels on the Balitc and Tennessee sets. She is such a great wife to let me maintain some dignity with board game victories as she brings home the bacon.

GratuiChiz. This is the obligatory Tolsty shot. But that doesn’t mean this particular activity doesn’t happen at least one a day in the life of our subject.

OutdoorChiz. Yes, sometimes she even gets out of the apartment or her office and hits the mean streets of Switzerland. Here she is laughing in the rain about the two guys who just mugged her and took her passport and wallet, which were lying in her open hands.

ThatsItChiz.